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This is all that’s left

I love this youtube channel. I think it’s the host (Michael) who has such a clear well pronounced voice.

His channel seems to have something for everyone, from intelligent videos like this, to crazy products and funny images.

George Carlin’s Incomplete list of Impolite words [NSFW – language]

I am a huge fan of George Carlin (RIP) and one of my favourite sketches of his is this:

Below are the words in order 🙂

Godamn, bitch, bastard, crud, crap, turd, shit, dingleberry,
piss,iddle, leak, mung, cheese, laying some cable, dropping a load, ass,
booty, hiney, tokhes, bum, buns, rump, cheeks, tits, jugs, bazooms,
knockers, knobs, lungs, balloons, brown eyes, balls, nuts, onions, jewels,
rocks, stones, ballbag, jism,come,shoot, cream, wad, juice, peckertracks,
pearl necklace, crabs, dose, syph, clap, gleet, raincoat, scumbag, rubber,
gasket, french tickler, dildo, fuck, screw, lay, diddle, push, plow, hump,
cut, bang, poke, batter, wham, beef injection, vitamin F, knock-up,
putout, dipyourwick, hide the salami, quickie, nooner, matinee, pop your
cookies, bust your nuts, get your rocks off, bananas & cream, piece of
ass, nookie, poontang, cunt, cooz, cooch, crack, gash, notch, twat, slash,
ginch, hole, hatch, slit, snatch, quim, bob, snapper, beaver, tail, pussy,
muff, bearded clam, furburger, tuna taco, bush, hair pie, wooley booger,
glory hole, merkin, mucket, button, clit, cherry, clamp, snappin’ pussy,
taint, boy in the boat, man in the canoe, mutt rag, on the rag, flying the
flag, riding the cotton pony, having the painters in, hard-on, rod-on,
bone-on, boner, stiff, piss hard, wet dream, hot nuts, horny, randy, blue
balls, lovers nuts, cunt struck, queefer, pussy fart, asshole, bunghole,
little brown eyeball, bugger, brown, ream, cornhole, buttfuck, backdoor,
bite the brown, sugar bowl pie, mustard road, up the old dirt road,
hershey highway, fudge packer, pound cake, finger fuck, dry hump, cop a
feel, tit fuck, french fuck, one man band, hand job, french job, blow job,
head job, rim job, hum job, pipe job, suckoff, give head, give face,
gobble, cop a stem, cop a doodle, go down on, muff dive, moustache ride,
sit on one’s face, yodeling in the gulley, sixty-nine, seventy-one,
sixty-eight, golden showers, around the world, daisy chain, sloppy
seconds, dog style, mongolian cluster fuck, group grope, gang bang, circle
jerk, well hung, dick, prick, dork, dong, tong, doniker, dingus, wang,
schlong, schwanz, schmuck, putz, pork, pecker, peter, prong, tool, rod,
hammer, shaft, stick, snake, knob, lob, stem, root, joint, piece, gun,
meat, beef, pork, weenie, skin flute, meat whistle, talleywacker, middle
leg, short arm, rod of love, joy stick, love muscle, dingdong, tube steak,
pink pencil, bald headded mouse, trowser snake, one eyed monster, one eyed
wonder worm, jelly roll, puddin’, jerkoff, jackoff, whackoff, pulloff,
beatoff, fist fuck, wanking, beating your meat, flogging your dong,
pounding your pud, bleeding your weed, stroking it, giving it a tug,
beating the bishop, jerk the gherkin, shootin’ putty at the moon, pocket
pool, pimp, hooker, trick, queer, queen, punk, faggot, quiff, dyke, diesel
dyke, lezzie, bulldagger, box lunch, seafood, rough trade, eat me, fuck
you, up your ass, fuck off, piss off,piss on you, stick it, stuff it,
shove it, ram it, jam it, cram it, sit on it, get laid, get in, get off,
get it on, get it up, mother fucker, cock sucker, old fart, fart face,
fart sniffer, cocksman, scatfan, asshole, peckerhead, scumbag, fuck up,
fuck off, ball breaker, ball buster, a real pisser, cock teaser,
cuntslapper, ass kisser, brown nose, shitass, shit heel, douchebag,
motherstrapalonian.

Also, I discovered someone compiled this list, putting it into categories:

Link

 

5 Jobs Everyone in the World Should Have at Some Point

Extract from article:

“I don’t think I’m the smartest guy in the room. I’ve never claimed to have all the answers.

I just think that I know exactly what to do to make the world noticeably better, in the span of a year or two. That’s all. I’m proposing that every person on the planet spends one or two years doing all five jobs on this list. I’m not saying it’ll solve everything, just almost everything.”

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-jobs-everyone-in-world-should-have-at-some-point/